Back in January, I wrote up a post titled “… Jacked up internet searches” which focused on some of the many ridiculous searches internet users were conducting and finding my blog. Well, here’s round two!

have an affair bitch

caught having an affair

“affair with” met supermarket

Hmm… I think my post on “Caught up in an affair with that bitch little Debbie” may have contributed to some of these searches. I feel bad about the first one. It sounds like that person just gave up. And the last once goes to show that you can meet someone in the supermarket and have an affair. I only thought that happened in movies.

i got a new job that requires a lot of lifting and now i discovered a lot of bruises why?

i have bruises after my work out is that bad are skinny people always sweaty?

well i’ve changed I’m not the girl I once was I mean I’m comfortable with the yucky love stuff

sad day make me happy

my name is earl- today im killing myself and there us notjing you can do to stop me

Sometimes I think people think the search engines are really like a magic 8 ball and the right answers will always appear. And sometimes I think people just type shit in the search engines because it’s a cry for help. I feel bad for the last one (and I hope he didn’t really do it), but I don’t understand why you would type that. If you were really going to kill yourself, why tell Google? I don’t really think Google gives a shit.

apolo ohno married
is apolo ohno funny
Apolo ohno’s spouse
apolo ohno looks for a wife
apolo ohno fat
apolo ohno and alcohol
sexy apolo ohno
what kind of girls does apolo ohno like
apolo ohno crush
apolo ohno tights
OHNO LUSTING
i wanna get a bandana like apolo ohno’s
apolo ohno is my man
i am so crushing on apolo ohno
Okay…I love Apolo

I really like the “OHNO LUSTING” one. Apparently I’m not the only person that loves this guy! I was thinking about him last night when watching a college basketball game. There was a neat commercial on featuring many top athletes like Michael Phelps (shirtless I might add), and my husband said, “I bet your wishing Apolo was in this commercial.” Um, yep I was.

scotlands fattest kid images

This one really surprised me. Does Scotland really have fat kids? I thought America had all the fat kids? At least that’s what the media says…

little debbie fudge rounds
little debbie raisin cream pies
little debbie swiss rolls ingredients
little debbie addicted
how many minutes do you have to bike to work off eating a cosmic brownie?

I’m not the only one that is either had or getting over an addiction to Little Debbie. What are the ingredients in the Little Debbie swiss rolls? I’m assuming CRACK is one of the main ingredients. Working off a Cosmic Brownie? Good question. What I’m curious about is how many minutes to work off that box I ate that one time (oh wait – it happened more than once).

how to avoid eating on my birthday

How unhealthy and unrealistic is that?

why do people watch me at gym
fat people working out laughed at afraid
im scared to go to the gym because the trainers

Do you REALLY think someone is watching you at the gym? Maybe they’re watching themselves. I also don’t think fat people that are working out are laughed at. I mean the gym is the fat person’s haven! The one place where you probably WON’T get laughed at. If you are scared to go to the gym because of the trainers, maybe you should find a new gym and new trainers, because most that I’ve met are really cool people that just want to help you.

PICTURE of a fat girl with tattoos

I guess I’m flattered. Really, I am. Because yes, I do have tattoos and yes I am fat. And you want my picture.

herfirstfatgirl
fat girl animal
pulled a fat girl

The first one pisses me off. It is consistently the most searched term on my blog each week. What the hell does it even mean? Then you have the “fat girl animal”. What is that and why are you looking for it? Okay, so you “pulled a fat girl”. Why did you do that and what did you get out of it? What did it involve and why did you type in a search engine? I’m SO LOST with this one.

Hope you all have a great Thursday and are out enjoying this Spring weather! What’s the most jacked up search you’ve seen in your blog stats?

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